...Yet Another Dumb Meme
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
Sure.
Where were you last night?
On the internet. Watching the German dub of Sailor Moon...
What is today's date?
The 19th....
Who was the last person to call you baby/babe?
I think it was Mir, as a joke...
When you're at the grocery store, do you use the self checkout?
Yep. No pesky cashiers to pester you.
Anyone crushing on you?
In my dreams.
What is your relationship status?
Single. Looking. Call me.
Has anyone ever sang to you?
That'd be a 10-4, G-slice.
Has anyone ever given you roses?
I'm the one who
gives roses,...
If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
Well, moss points north, and water eventually reaches civilazation... Actually, I'm not sure I could survive abandon in a mall foodcourt...
Who do you text the most?:
I don't
TXT NE1,
How do you make your money?
Mooooooom can I have some moooonnnneeeey?First person to text today?
I don't Text.
What is your favorite color?
Deep Blue.
What color are your eyes?
Grey-Green. It's a charming color for drapes...
What is a compliment you receive often?
You mean, people are supposed to complement
me?
How tall are you?:
6-foot-something.
Who was the last person to say they loved you and when?
My mom. Just now.
Do you like your parents?
One of them.
Do you secretly like someone?
It's not really a secret... ::blush::.
Why did your last relationship end?
We didn't do datey-type-stuff,... If it can even count as a relationship.
Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone?
My mom?
Where is the furthest place you've traveled?
The Great White North! :D
Which do you prefer, to eat or sleep?
Eating. Sleeping is for lazy people.
Do you look more like your mom or your dad?
I look like some kind of combination of them. It's like trais are passed though some kind of system that takes traies from both parents,...
How long does it take you to shower?
Half hour.
Can you do splits?
Nope.
Are you flexible?
No.
What did you do on New Years Eve?
Eyed a bottle of vodka, counting how many more New Years until I could drink.
Can you speak any other language than English?
Kinda-Sorta: German, Spanish, Italian, Japanse.
What is the last letter of your middle name?
L.
How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
11pm? 1pm?
Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?:
No. Live life on the edge! >:D
Are you scared of flying?
Nope.
What do you sleep in?
Whatever I wore that day.
Do you like funny people or serious people?
Depends on the mood I'm in...
Wait... That's a Jem! song...
What are you listening to?
Tane no Uta,...
What jewelry do you wear all the time?
I don't wear any. I don't own any!
Is the last person you kissed older than you?
My mom.
Do you prefer myspace or socialsplash?
Viva El Facebook!
Do you have a favorite item of clothing?
This one pair of jeans...
Do you like messages or comments better?
Comments!
Last movie you saw in theaters?
Oh god... I don't remeber....
Last thing you ate?
Leftover chicken stuff...
What was last thing you drank?
Schweppes (Caffiene Free) Ginger Ale.
Are you happy right now?
I'm not
unhappy.
If you could have one thing right now what would it be?
The Sims 2: Apartment Life, or Happy Lesson: Teacher's Pet Collection, or a Girlfirend or, hell, a boyfirend,...
Who makes you happiest right now?
Uh... I have to pick a
person?
What were you doing at midnight last night?
Comunicating over a standard home telephone.
Are you left handed?
I can be for you, babe.
What was for dinner tonight?
Uh... Momma Mel's Whatever-the-hell-you-make-yourself special?
What is the last thing you thought about?
Before this question? Happy Lesson.
When is your birthday?
August 14th, every year.
Do you want to get married & have children one day?
Yes!
Last night you felt?
Tired.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Mir.
Ever been kissed in a car?
Does kissing my mom count?
If you're being extremely quiet what's it mean?
I don't want to talk (to you).
Have you ever kissed someone and never saw them again?
If I could get rid of people with a kiss, I would abuse that superpower.
How are you feeling right now?
My keaybaord. Oh,
How not
What... Okay I guess...
Are you drifting away from someone you were close with?
Yes.
Last time you laughed?
Tomatos! (In-Joke powers activate!)
If you could seek revenge on someone,would you? and who would it be?
YES. I have lists sorted by various statistics...
Last argument?
My mom. She waits until I'm on the phone to ask me to do stuff.
Have you ever stripped for money?
If you pay in advance.
Last nap?
I can't seem to nap...
Would your parents be mad if you got pregnant today?
We'd all be surprised since I'm penis-born.
What are you doing Saturday?
Waiting to see if my Happy Lesson DVD happens to come early.
Excited about anything?
HAPPY LESSON DVD!!!!!
Who was the first person you heard this morning?
Fran Fine... from
The Nanny. Or my cat...
Is there someone you'd like to fix things with?
Yeppers.
What's a happy time you've had in the past week?
My birthday.
Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
Myself. I talk to myself a lot. ("Hey Self, how's it going?" / "Oh, not good me...")
What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?
Don't have a mobile :D
Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
Everything happes because something makes it happen. The result is irrelavant.
If you could push one person off a mountain, who would it be?
Only ONE? What if I do it in a group? Or dess them up like one really tall person?
Have you ever liked someone that treated you like crap?
No. Well, not when I liked her.
Has anyone disappointed you recently?
Yeppers.
If someone likes you would you want them to tell you?
Yes, though, I'd also be flatterd if you stalked me. Whatever you're comfortable with.
Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
Depends on what it's the anniversary of.
Do you speak to the last person you kissed?
Only if she starts talking first.
How do you feel about the person who texted you last?
Do. Not. Have. Mobile. Phone.
Do you think you are an argumentative person?
No! Never!
Who was the last person that made you cry, why?
I don't want to talk about it.
Have you ever had a difficult relationship?
Family, yes.
Have you ever stayed in a hotel?
Yes...
Would you hug your ex again?
No.
What is in your pocket?
Lint.
Where would you like to be right now?
Rich, sexy, surrounded by a harem of sexy (but less them me) slaves I use for activites unfit to mention even on the internet. >:)
Or, watching an Anime DVD. I'll take what I can get.
Most important part of a relationship?
Hm. All of it?
Have you ever been cheated on?
Only in games.
Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
I wish.
When was the last time you spoke to the person you like?
Not in forever.